I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
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All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
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I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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