Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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