arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
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he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
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I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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