come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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