glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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