He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
i came on her dog
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
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Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
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She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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