Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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