That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
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we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
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I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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