I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Randomize
