Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
