Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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