That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
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Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
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Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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