Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
