oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Randomize
