my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I had to cum in my sink.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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