Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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