I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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