he told me I talked like a deaf person
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
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mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
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I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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