Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Found your dick twin last night
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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