Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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