If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
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I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
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Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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