Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
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Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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