Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
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I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
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So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
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Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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