2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
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she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
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I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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