I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I didn't shave. On purpose
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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