do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
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