im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
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I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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