these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
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pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
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Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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