Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
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Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
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All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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