I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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