what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
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dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
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Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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