i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
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Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
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I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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