I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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