"it" just moved
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
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The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
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You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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