white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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