seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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