You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
