Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I should be sponsored by Trojan
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
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