new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
We are all done wearing pants today
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Randomize
