Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
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No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
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I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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