Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
did i just pee glitter
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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