i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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