You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
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he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
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I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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