stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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