I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
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