i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
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