dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
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apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
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Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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