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he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
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Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
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he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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