No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
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There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
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We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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