the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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