Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
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