Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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