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• (313): View more from Michigan

  so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...

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• (386): View more from Florida

  Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'

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• (831): View more from California

  Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"

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• (559): View more from California

  His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.

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• (408): View more from California

  I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?

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• (607): View more from New York

  I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now

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• (914): View more from New York

  There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper

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• (727): View more from Florida

  As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive

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