Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
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