i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
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You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
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Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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