wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
wow bdsm is so cute
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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